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The following trailer is rated M for mocking.
It's a freaking Honest Trailer, what did you expect?

From the site that's the breeding grounds for porn, fetishes, horrible fan fiction  and occasionally awesome  artwork, comes something else to fill the pages. 
Taking the research process that made The Deadliest Warrior a hit, with the violence and death of Mortal Kombat, comes a community dedicated to nerd culture.  

The Death Battle Community!

 After the massive popularity of the original, suggestions for Death Battles appeared across the Internet, but were never given attention. So one day, a lone man decided that if the original creators would not heed the call of nerdom, then he might as well. It's basically Literature and History class, but for nerds and actually enjoyable

Join the community as hundreds of ideas are shared and expanded. Some making sense, while others......not so  much. Seriously, who pits the Predator against Goku?! Just because they're both aliens doesn't justify.....I'm getting sidetracked here.

Be amazed at how several people can make detailed arguments  of who wins over who, actually putting thought and effort into it. Then face palm as the smarter people are drowned out by the dumb ones, as the comment section below turns into something like this:


The weird part? You be amazed at how much literary vomit is tossed around in some arguments.

Then, after a long period of time, bear witness to the fruits of the writer's labor as you read the end result of their research in a true Death Battle. Said readings can have mixed results.

From the cute but cool Rainbow Dash vs Pikachu.


The gut busting hilarity of Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie


The tear inducing last parts of Johnathan Joestar vs Korra


To the over 9000 levels of hyped awesomeness of Hulk vs Asura!
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Come join the community where you can hope to be as good as these guys! Although my money is on the fact you'll get halfway there.

But like every thing on the internet, there's always a bad side to every thing. Be prepared as you encounter some of the worst threats that the average writer has! Like..... melding time with your job and writing time, the internet not having enough info to give you jacks***, that one stubborn jackass who won't budge from his argument, storage problems, Writer's block,and the worst of them all!

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Deep personal issues.

Because sometimes, we often caused our own destruction. So many things left unsaid, kept bottled in until they explode at the wrong time, serious injuries cripple our abilities, sorrow and depression grips us in it's bony hands, and those we love taken before their time. Sometimes, you'll feel like there's no one you can talk to, no one to relate to.

But that's what the members of the community are for. Our individuality gives us ways to help others in their time of need. When you need help with research, someone will be there to help. When life just seems to kick you at every corner, someone will be there to pick you up. When you need direction in your writing, someone will be there to guide you. 

This group has seen some serious sh#@ over the years, and in some cases, it nearly tore us apart. But through thick and thin, we grow into something more than friends: a family who help inspire creativity and positivity wherever they go.

Trust me, I know that from experience. 
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So sign up to the Death Battle Written Community and start your future as a serial killer today!
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What? It's called Death Battle for crying out loud! If you want something more kid friendly, try Super Powered Beatdown!

Starring! 
:icondimension-dino: as - Grandpa Writer 
Ray as - Not Wizard
Mira as - Holy crap, she's married to Not Wizard

:icontohokari-steel: -Linkara but less fat
Steel - Not Boomstick
The Question - Slender Man Noir 
Bella - Who Framed Pinkie Pie 

:iconyoungsamurai18: - the Procrastinator
Young  - The Japanese Scout
Sly Max  - Not Sly Cooper

:icongrinderkiller1:  - The Marvel Zombie
Joseph Joestar  - Grandpa Lame
Grindster  - The generic asshole

:iconwater-frez: as - The not very sexy librarian
 Hydro-Frez as - The bane of every girl's existence 
Tempest as - The Water Boy

:iconbrave-king-shishio: Wait,that guy does fights? Since when?!
Deadpool: Ninja Spider-Man
Discord: Q 

:icongamemasterfel: as - Mr and Mrs Geek: The Dungeon Master!
Felica as - Dr.Insano's secret sexy daughter
Cecilia as - Robo waifu that isn't Aigis 

:iconvenomouscircusfreak: as - Guts is life, blood is love
Roy as - Mr.1-Dimensional 
Ivan As - Kinky Mick Foley
 
:iconchaingangofone: as the Human Dagger, short but blunt.

:iconhakuxtemari: -The Shonen King who ships Haku and Temari. Seriously, who ships those 2 together?
 Hakuboshi - Bleacher Ninja
Wendy as Walking Heart Attack
Joan as Charlotte from Samurai Showdown

:icontheperpetual: as the Poet of epic proportions, and less pretensions
Z: Knight of Linkara
Tessera: The calm before the storm.
Magus: Deadpool, the laser wizard.

:iconterraraptor: as Bill Nye the Dinosaur Guy.
Kra: Fluffysaurus
Natalia: Narnia fetish.

:iconsilverjenkins: Rockstar
Silver: You don't need to eat an apple to look like an asshole. 
Vega: Ehm...you sure he isn't gay?
Grif: That one guy nobody likes and no one wanted to join. 

Breloom: That lizard...dinosaur....mushroom?....uh next?
Dr. Doom: The other name for the dentist.

:icongolork: as the unpaid tutor

:iconraging-meteor: as That guy with the most inconsistent account name ever. The writing are more focus on Blast instead of Raging. And what the f*ck does Meteor mean?
Raging: Militar Potter
Blast: Pinkie Pool
 Aura: Female Tails

:iconyellowflash1234: : The Drill
Flash: The Reaper of People's Patience
Raiden: The Only Sane Cyborg Ninja
Bayonetta: Dante with Boobs

:icongokuvssuperman117: The TMI Guy 
John: Clumsy Saitama
Angela: Aggressive Elisa

:iconvolts48: as The Nostalgia Critic's long lost brother
Johnny Zealous as Product Placement 
Lucas Zaboot as Scarface

:iconthetruth40: as the Dreamer 

:iconbatkong40: as the guy who posted one freaking thing

Hoodie: Hollywood Undead

:agimat-warrior713: asThe Guy Who LOVES Him Some Madoka...and yet did two Pokemon fights first. 
Amichi: The Expy of Amily
Mr. Agimat: The Expy of Agimat-Warrior713
Saya: The Creepy Cute Eldritch Abomination 

:icongoddragonking: The guy who has more fights planned than he has actually written them.
Baneslayer: The kill joy
Black Mage: Joker the Wizard

:iconmadnessabe: as JoJo the wrestling maniac
Insanus as Dr Insano's less successful brother
Madness as the sensible one

:iconmojaramask: as the One Minute Guy 
XL9: Brony cowboy
Rainbow Dash: Sonic the Ponyhog

And finally .....

:iconredhavic: The indecisive hype master
Virgil: Loser Fett
Mecha: Optimus Prime, MD
Ruby: Little Red Riding Hood
Grimlock: The most metal kind of dog ever!

Death Battle!

Hmm, maybe I should work on the next fight? Nah, I got time. I mean, it's not like it's taken almost half a year just to get through Season 2,right? 
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Wow, I'm bad at this. 
I like to thank everyone in the community who decided to join in this fun little project of mine. The names you came up with are creative.
Added a few more hosts to this.
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